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I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

Louisa May Alcott


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I am not afraid of storms as I am learning to sail my ship...

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

Louisa May Alcott


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Sunday, December 30, 2007

TEAM T FIRING PRACTICE

Watch this video as MAMA TEAM T shows her shooting skills!

Followed up by Me......P.S., you can leave Billy Idol going in the background, mixes real nice!
Jitters

A Salute to Captain Fishglasses!

I wrote this little ditty about my brother to read at his wedding. I was very nervous (not like me) to read it.....Here it is:



Brother



Tis none other on earth, with whom I share this bond

Not a man who walks, I can think so fond.

Who shares this branch, in genealogical tree,

With a unique title, he shares only with me.



I've struggled along this change from infant to man,

Able to keep my stride, for next to you I stand.

We've journeyed together and floundered each in our own,

Yet one thing remains Jeremy, you are not alone.



You and I are brothers, the only man on this earth,

I can proudly point to and say, "This is my Brother, in my heart, and by birth!"



Jittters 11-29-07

Breakfast of Champions!


The doctor says, "only two beers a day at the most!" Eggs, Bacon, couple of floppy flapjacks, and a beer. One beer a day seems reasonable?

Pulling the Yoke








I have discovered an odd reality in my life......The more I work, the easier it becomes to work long hours. I.E., take a lot of time off and it's hard to be motivated to do anything! Work my butt off and it gets easier?





I celebrated today with what I like to call Daddy's surprise.....I arrive home before everybody is awake and whip up a big breakfast......Pancakes, bacon, eggs, and today's special treat?





My sister's homemade strawberry jam for syrup!






Buster (now named Teddy as I got overruled during a 96percent female TEAM T Tribunal Vote) hoping for something, anything to drop on the floor!

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Squatters!


Seems to be that there are some uninvited guests under my front porch. I don't think it's gonna go well for them......Don't make me get out the kitty-repo-guys!

Break Time

If you work in a job where the walls intermittently fall around you and that is normal, R-E-L-A-X and take a break now and then.....Your mental health and veracity are important too!

Proof!


Well almostgunlaker fans, I must tell you I now have proof that the jolly ol' fat man really does exist....Concrete evidence.....Unrefutable information that establishes his jollyness!


Two days before Christmas as I sat down to begin my shift, a plain white envelope was passed my way. My last name was all that adorned the front of it. I held it up in the light wondering if it was a lawsuit, a naughty gram from a boss for not filling out the proper paperwork, or a scathing letter about some work related issue.


As I took a deep breath and opened it, my heart began to melt. I unfolded the carefully anonymous crafted note that read, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE T'S. FROM, SANTA."


I was puzzled wondering if the Anthrax had already been ingested into my skin. And out fell $100 in hot American twenty dollar bills.......


Unbelievable. This hot hundie came at a most precious time to make Christmas that much better for my harem of TEAM T BEAUTIES....
I finally have the proof I need to believe! Thanks Santa. You touched my heart!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Rooster?


I'm brainstorming for a boat name! I have a feeling that "The Rooster" might make its way on the back of the TEAM T OUTDOORS VESSEL!






Here are some ideas for graphics I've just started throwing around:














Friday, December 21, 2007

The Prodical Son Returns!








After a piece of my heart was taken away last year, my prodical son returns!






Please welcome Buster (James-Mathis) to the family!!!!!! We will call him Buster or B.J.!


Yes!!!




Now he and I are the only men in this house! Thank goodness I have some backup now!

Sailors Take Warning!

What a beautiful morning! A "red at morning sailors take warning" sky to greet me today.....AND A RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!
Genesis 9:12-17

12 And God said, "This is the sign of the covenant I am making between me and you and every living creature with you, a covenant for all generations to come:
13 I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.
14 Whenever I bring clouds over the earth and the rainbow appears in the clouds,
15 I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life.
16 Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it and remember the everlasting covenant between God and all living creatures of every kind on the earth."

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree



My oldest is going to be plagued with all of my mental problems! She was insistent on wearing a Santa Hat to school today.....

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

BreakDown!

Huh. ???????

Nerf Society

You mean to tell me I can't swear playing poker ONLINE? WITH PEOPLE I'VE NEVER SEEN? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hello jitters158 - We are writing to inform you that we have suspended your chat priv-ilege for 2 weeks as a result of your chat on 2007/12/19.
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The Good Old Days!






Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Get After Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller


Run it down! Put yourself out there! Oh the rewards!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Big Surprise at the TEAM T Christmas Party!

Imagine the shock on my face as I went to the punchbowl and had a sighting! The deceased Johnny Cash rides again!

I can't find June!

Merry Christmas from the TEAM T ELVES!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1365711215

Saturday, December 15, 2007

The Customer Is Always Right

Friday, December 14, 2007

Tedly Tedderiffic!






Thursday, December 13, 2007

Yet Another Couple of Comedian Classic! Ron White! John Candy!