Buckets of U Scan!

I don't know what it is or why this occurs, but everytime I bypass the personal checkout line, and go to the U SCAN CHECKOUT, I encounter the same group of PEOPLE.







You know the frustration and buckets of anger I experience as you too have been in this same position. It is amazing that EACH and EVERY time I go to the U Scan checkout I get behind the same person. It is mathematically disproportionate to the number of human beings and the group I encounter systematically. These are the people who appear to never once in their life to have encountered the U SCAN. They fumble with each and every of their 12 items and have no earthly idea where the bar code may be. I often clinch my teeth in disgust as I watch them wander to the clerk who monitors the 4 lanes and act as though it is some great mystery. Only recently did I personally walk up, give a brief greeting with a fake smile, and scan their items for them. The 35 something man looked at me and said, "thanks!."







Little did he know that there was only one option for him instead of me taking on the task.<---------see picture to left.































So, are the U SCAN lanes faster? Only when I am thrusting my purchases through at breakneck speed. Or if it is 4 in the morning, and the only people in the store are those stealing liquor. And trust me, from watching them, they don't use the U SCAN lanes!



I think the lanes should be called "RETARDED ADULT HUMAN BEING-LET'S TRY TO BE A CHECKOUT OPERATOR FOR 55 MINUTES".