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Quote for the Day

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

Louisa May Alcott


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I am not afraid of storms as I am learning to sail my ship...

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

Louisa May Alcott


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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Gun Lake Winterfest 2008!

The ever popular bikini fashion show at Gun Lake Winterfest!!!!!!!














What can I say? A CELEBRATION OF Gun Lake, BARRY COUNTY STYLE! (enjoy the Indian Music)










I saw so many hillbillies such as this guy, with a custom stenciled jacket of his 1986 Chevy Truck.....

A SEGWAY rigged out as only those from Gun Lake could or would do! An offroad Segway!

The Daisy Mae's Chili Cook off......Hot and Tasty!




































Local Snowplowing.....



















Broom Ball Violence.....These guys took this game very seriously....



And best of all, I met this backwoods chainsawing woodcarving guy who made a custom carving for me! I present to you, THE FISHERMAN! Check out his poise and pride hoisting that fish! This will adorn my deck to greet all visitors!








The morning celebration was kicked off by none other than The Gun Lake Tribe's Indians with their festive traditional drum dance calling the residents to action!

And of course, the BARRY COUNTY SHERIFF POSSE brought their own party bus and "time out jail" to the setting....Notice the "no alcohol sign".....


















And what hillbilly festival would be complete without people jumping into the refreshingly freezing waters of Gun Lake?????

































I spotted this beauty preparing for the Polar Dip....Look at that outfit!
































My poor lake has never been this packed, well, at the county park anyway!
























































Friday, February 08, 2008

Genetic Twins?

After watching this clip on youtube, it is evident to me that this guy might be related! (the end of this first video is absolutely hilarious....I would love to drive this baby to work and park blocking an intersection!)



Remember this?



Let's see what other genius ideas this guy has!







How timely is this with the weather recently?







.............. I am laughing hysterically

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Boat Talk

As I looked out from my computer perch toward the TEAM T Marina Pole Barn, the Badge'r was flashin' her navigation lights on and off.....She is just as anxious to get on the water as I am!


I passified a little of that itch by heading out into the blizzard for some fishing.......Ol' Crazy Truck Drivin' Case's tip up system came through again for me! A beautiful 31" Pike!!!!!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Call the Firehouse!

So many things burning in my life right now........


Lanterns in shanties.....




Heaters in Shanties!!!




And most of all, big ol flames of burnin' clothes! My wife has lost TWENTY FIVE pounds and I demanded that she get rid of her old pajamies and pants......So today, we B U R N E D em! I am so proud of her!









UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************************


MAKE THAT 29 POUNDS! AS of tonight (4 1/2 this week), the total is 29 pounds! Perhaps she wants to partake this Saturday in the GUN LAKE WINTERFEST OR THE BIKINI FASHION SHOW???


Stand by for pics from my first ever attendance of the GUN LAKE WINTERFEST ON GUN LAKE THIS SATURDAY! (pictured below are some of Barry County's Finest cookin' up the chili for the CHILI COOK OFF!

Monday, February 04, 2008

Soaring Like Eagles






I have ranted and raved on the site here about "taking life to the next level"....I truly believe that this is my goal. As I looked at another site today, "Eagle's Eye Graphics", I couldn't help but nod in affirmation of the mission statement. Ponder on it if you would:

"We are engulfed in mediocrity and cynicism (a direct result of living in a negative world.) Without the motivation of divinely empowered insight and enthusiasm, people tend toward the "average." doing just enough to get by. Thus, the fallout from the system is mediocrity. The majority dictates the rules. and excitement is replaced with a shrug of the shoulders. Excellence is not only lost in the shuffle, whenver it rears it's head, it is concidered a threat.

When I think of VISION, I have in mind the ability to see above the majority. When traditionalism and the same-ol'-same ol' rules the roost, you can expect nothing but parrots - low flying creatures, with a small head and big bellies, that stay on a perch and mimic only what they are told to say. Soaring, like eagles. That's what this company is all about. Not grubbing for worms or scratching for bugs like a pen full of chickens, but soaring like a powerful eagle... living above the level of mediocrity, refusing to let the majority shape our standard. Aiming high. Soaring isn't something that comes naturally, you understand, nor is it easy. But it can happen. That is why our bi-line under our name reads...a company committed to graphics excellence."








So, I offer another family who is TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL! SOARING LIKE EAGLES! SUCKING THE MARROW OUT OF LIFE!








My dear sister and her family have made that step. They have committed to a large encumberance of work and what ultimately will be satisfaction for so many families....








So, here it is. ALMOSTGUNLAKER FANS, I offer you an example of THE NEXT LEVEL!








The Eclecticculture Farm!
















So, what is this farm exactly? Here is the lowdown:








For this season, if you join you receive a full share of the following: (EACH WEEK)


summer squash
winter-squash
zucchini

Now of course, some people are wondering: I don't live anywhere near the farm and I don't want to pay the delivery......So I'm not going to join.....TEAMT BONUS DELIVERY KICKER! I WILL DELIVER TO PEOPLE I WORK WITH OR WITHIN 15 MILES OF GUN LAKE FOR FREE!

I should clarify something, AND THAT IS DELINEATING WHAT I am gaining from this proposition. I get to see my sister/brother in law realize a dream! They are taking it to the next level! I'm not selling something to get bucks. This is all about passion and how much I believe in you taking your life up a notch.....I can't help but recognize their venture but than by help makin' it happen!


I should reinforce the concept that they are completely organic and you don't have to worry about those goiter cancer tumors swelling from their products!


They are also offering for additional sale at their USDA inspected market the following:


Bourbon Red Turkeys! They plan to encompass the flock fence with "THE FLOCK ROCKS!" party banners as the group eats to plump up for harvest! I can't wait to throw one of these sweet boys in the turkey fryer! (that also was used as a jackstand to hold up my van as I repaired the suspension!) Click the links that are below about Pork and Chicken to check it out!
So, are you ready to take it to the next level? ORGANIC is the way to go to avoid cancer and illness.....Hands down.....Taking it to the next level is up to you.....I'm willing to work out the details to make it happen
Jitters
Here ya go: (each heading is a different link)
So, I ask you this, always wanted to grow that garden? Have you ended up like me with a small area full of weeds and a couple rotten strawberry tomato plants? This is a bargain! I would dare you to compare to a season full of fresh organic vegetables to the price it costs to spend gas and go to the local market, EVEN IF IT IS WALMART! Do you want to know why this beats SUPERWALMART'S PRICE? YOU'RE TIME! Imagine fresh vegetables each week, without going to the store.
Step up to the plate below!
JOIN HERE!

The Badger!




Almostgunlakers Announces Naming of Vessel


NEWS RELEASE:

TeamT is happy to announce the naming of the vessel! After careful consideration and thought on all the names submitted to the website, I am happy to announce that I have selected the below listed name and icon for the vessel!!!!!! (click to enlarge!)



Friday, February 01, 2008

More Visions!


Wait til you all read about a big surprise I have in store! It's all about what I've been talking about, TAKING LIFE TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!!!

I cannot wait! Its FISHMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

Hot Brady Bunch Rock Salute!

I opened an old dusty closet in my mind and look what came jumping out! How about a little Bradyriffic reminiscing! Wonder if this thing would pull the boat? Complete with the 3rd seat for the kids right over top of the gas tank!

Sam yellin' at ol Alice!!!!




The big "HAPPY FAMILY" lie that got us all into big mortgages!

I almost feel like I could navigate the Brady house blindfolded!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

IceFishaPalooza 2008!


Fish on Merle!





The good news is, WE FINALLY CAUGHT FISH AT PALOOZA AND HAD A FISH FRY.....THE BAD NEWS IS I DROPPED THE DIGITAL CAMERA DOWN THE HOLE!






So, I must post these faux pictures of what happened! Enjoy! Here is the guys all ready to fish!

IceFishaPalooza 2008!

The good news is, WE FINALLY CAUGHT FISH AT PALOOZA AND HAD A FISH FRY.....THE BAD NEWS IS I DROPPED THE DIGITAL CAMERA DOWN THE HOLE!


So, I must post these faux pictures of what happened! Enjoy!

Friday, January 25, 2008

The Beginning!

For those of you who weren't here to experience the beginning and aren't patient enough to push "older post" on the bottom of this page about 40 times, I offer to you the first post ever on this blog! almost 2 years ago on February 16, 2006! Stand by for an ALMOSTGUNLAKERS DOUBLE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION ON OR NEAR FEBRUARY 16, 2008! SOME 400 POSTS LATER! A time of reflection, a time of wonder.......HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!

In the realm of near beer, imitation cologne, and fake santa's at the mall, we are comin at ya with a peek into our lives...We are the folks who vainly answer the question of "WHERE DO YOU GUYS LIVE?" with "WE LIVE IN GUN LAKE"........and truth be told we live neither on or in Gun Lake........but we live close.....hence the title ALMOST GUNLAKERS!!!!!!!

Come on in, sit down, and be the "fly on the wall" as we struggle daily to keep the cupboards full, Consumer's Energy at bay, and the brown UPS truck frequently dropping off daily mood enhancers in neat brown boxes.....just to clarify, we don't use drugs......We do however often struggle with getting our happiness and sustenance from the right source.....and that source isn't material things.....

I must warn you that I'm opening the monster box of my mind......The monster is taking form! I can make no promises or guarantees however I can tell you that if you were able to take a ride through my mind on a tour bus, it would be somewhat of a conglomeration between a Flea Market, ER, and the movie "Alice in Wonderland"........Enjoy!

As a blog mood setter, here is what we believe:

We believe that Jesus is the son of God and that God sent His son to perish on the cross....Jesus then conquered death, beat hell, whipped satan's ass, and rose again.......We believe he lived and walked on this very earth probably near where crazy JIHADISTS are using shovels to bury landmines and blow themselves up next to the Humvees that I own 1/457th of ...and we believe that the above listed sacrifice makes its possible for us to be eternal inhabitants of a city that doesn't worry about hurricanes or politics, and isn't dependent on revenue sharing from Governor Granholm to keep the lights on......We believe God made it all, is in control of it all, and is RUNNING THE SHOW.....

ENJOY!

Timely Song

I can say I take this song to heart as the first few lines hit home......Just listen....Tim Mcgraw


"I wanna drink that shot of whiskey, I wanna smoke that cigarette
I wanna smell that sweet addiction on my breath
I wanna ride across West Virginia in the back seat of a Cadillac (reference to Hank Williams Sr!)
You know some cowboys like me go out like that
So I need you
Like a needle needs a vein
Like my uncle Joe in Oklahoma needs the rain

And I need you
Like a lighthouse on the coast
Like the father and the son need the Holy Ghost

blah blah blah.......don't drink Whiskey.....not good!