WHAT I BELIEVE.....

HANG IN THERE, THIS IS A LITTLE SENTIMENTAL...


I DON'T BELIEVE IN SUPERSTARS,
ORGANIC FOOD AND FOREIGN CARS
I DON'T BELIEVE THE PRICE OF GOLD
THE CERTAINTY OF GROWING OLD
THAT RIGHT IS RIGHT AND LEFT IS WRONG
THAT NORTH AND SOUTH CAN'T GET ALONG
THAT EAST IS EAST AND WEST IS WEST
AND BEING FIRST IS ALWAYS BEST

BUT, I BELIEVE IN LOVE
I BELIEVE IN BABIES
I BELIEVE IN MOM AND DAD
AND I BELIEVE IN YOU

WELL I DON'T BELIEVE THAT HEAVEN WAITS
FOR ONLY THOSE WHO CONGREGATE
I LIKE TO THINK OF GOD AS LOVE
HE'S DOWN BELOW, HE'S UP ABOVE
HE'S WATCHING PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
HE KNOWS WHO DOES AND DOESN'T CARE
AND I'M AN ORDINARY MAN
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHO I AM


BUT I BELIEVE IN LOVE
I BELIEVE IN JESUS
I BELIVE IN HEAVEN
AND I BELIEVE IN YOU

I KNOW WITH ALL MY CERTAINTY WHAT'S GOIN ON
WITH YOU AND ME IS A GOOD THING
IT'S TRUE, I BELIEVE IN YOU

I DON'T BELIEVE VIRGINITY IS
AS COMMON AS IT USED TO BE
IN WORKING DAYS AND SLEEPING NIGHTS
THAT BLACK IS BLACK AND WHITE IS WHITE
THAT SUPERMAN AND ROBIN HOOD
ARE STILL ALIVE IN HOLLYWOOD
THAT GASOLINE'S IN SHORT SUPPLY
THE RISING COST OF GETTING BY

BUT I BELIEVE IN LOVE
I BELIEVE IN OLD FOLKS
I BELIEVE IN CHILDREN
I BELIEVE IN YOU

I BELIEVE IN LOVE
I BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE
I BELIEVE IN MOM AND DAD
AND I BELIEVE IN YOU!

THANKS TO DON WILLIAMS FROM THE SONG "I BELIEVE IN YOU"






I ALTERED THE WORDS A BIT......BUT THATS PRETTY MUCH IT FOLKS.........AND I BELIEVE IN THE USA.....THAT WASN'T MENTIONED IN THE SONG........AND I BELIEVE IN WORKING HARD TO MAKE A LIVING AND PROVIDING FOR A FAMILY AND RAISING THAT FAMILY TO HONOR GOD.............



AND I ALSO FIRMLY BELIEVE IN THE FOLLOWING:

FRESH FRIED PANFISH I JUST CAUGHT-WITH AN ICE COLD BEER

THE FEELING OF ARROWING/SHOOTING A DEER AND KNOWING ITS GOIN DOWN..

CRYING WHEN YOU SEE YOUR NEW CHILD EMERGE FROM MAMA FOR THE FIRST TIME....

A LONG DRAW OFF A CIGARETTE.....MOUNTAIN DEW.......CIRCUS PEANUTS....

A TUPPERWARE BOWL FULL OF HONEYCOMB CEREAL......FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH VITAMIN D WHOLE MILK.....

DIPPING FRESH LOBSTER INTO HOT MELTED BUTTER ON NEW YEARS EVE......

OPENING A WHOPPER CHECK FROM MY WORK......AND THEN KNOWING ALL BUT 50 BUCKS OF ITS IS SPENT........BUT FOR A MINUTE FEELING LIKE A BAZILLIONAIRE

MY SWEET DAUGHTERS' SNUGGLY BAD BREATH IN THE MORNING....

RUNNING THE BAD GUY DOWN AND SLAPPIN THE CUFFS ON HIM......THEN LOOKIN HIM IN THE EYE AND SAYIN......."..LOOK AROUND PAL, CUZ YOU AIN'T GONNA BE LOOKIN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME...." AND THE JUST RIGHTEOUS FEELING THAT ENSUES LOCKIN HIS ASS IN THE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND WHEN I SAY BAD GUY, I MEAN THE FACE OF EVIL, THE BOOGEYMAN.....THE GUY YOU WOULD SHOOT INSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, THE BANK ROBBER, THE CHILD MOLESTER, THE WIFE BEATER, THE FACE OF SATAN HIMSELF, THE NO HOLD'S BARRED EVIL CREATURE THAT THRIVES OFF THE PAIN OF OTHERS....
I'VE LOOKED THAT THING IN THE EYE AND EVEN WRASTLED AROUND WITH HIM.......

ICE FISHING IN A WARM SHANTY.....TROLLING ON A WARM SUMMER'S DAY...RABBIT HUNTING WITH A DOG AND WATCHIN HIM WORK........MUZZLELOADING FOR DEER AND FINALLY BEING AT THE POINT IN THE SEASON WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING IN THE WOODS SINCE YOU DON'T CARE IF YOU ACTUALLY GET A DEER......SLEEPING IN THE WARM SUMMER SUN LAYING IN A FIELD AND NOT HAVING ANYTHING ELSE TO DO......

MY LOVELY WIFE.......





HEALTH INSURANCE, A RETIREMENT, ANYTHING SHIPPED TO MY HOUSE I ORDERED IN A UPS BOX!






AND ONE MORE THING,

I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST!!!