SHRINERS!!!!SHRINERS GALORE!

This time of year I can't help but first of think of the ultimate sacrifice that all of our honored service men and women have made for our freedom. God bless each one and God bless America!

I also have another thought in my head,

SHRINERS!!!!!!

The Shriners are the last well-dressed non-fashionable men in America.

Senior citizens who are keeping themselves together without fanny packs and sweatsuits. Instead of spending their time in adult diapers in front of slot machines at casinos, they're practicing complicated stunts on scooters.

What can I say......These are the 105lb overweight guys with rolls blowin' out the sides of their shirts, that good ol' shiny pin laden hat and tassels who are RIP ROARING ABOUT 4 INCHES FROM YOUR KIDS WHIPPING CANDY AT THEIR HEAD!


All kidding aside.......The Shriners have done so much good raising money for kids in medical need and I respect them......but they are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Folks, ya gotta catch the little things in life.........at any one time there are 72 things happening right in front of your face and 33 happening behind you.....



Don't miss out on shit like the SHRINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't think you're the only one - deep down in our hearts, we all dream of being a Shriner.
Wearing a cool hat and driving a tiny car sounds like nice work if you can get it.