Wisdom

For all who come to almostgunlakers for a laugh, can I give you some advice and quips of wisdom I've heard over the years?


#1.Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight!

#2.Smile. It makes people wonder what you're thinking.

#3.This won't hurt. I promise.

#4.It's always the quiet ones that have the two dozen corpses in their basements.

#5.In any married couple, both members think that they will be the first one to die, which means that at least 50% of the people will be wrong.

#6.If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.