Let Me Share A Secret About Myself

Folks, there is something I've been bursting at the seams to tell you and I can't wait anymore...


I'm a sleepwalker. A sleeptalker.

I don't mean once in a while. I mean all the damn time.

I remember the earliest occurrence being when I was 6 or 8 years old when I jumped down an entire flight of stairs and then banged my head on the glass window......I know, it's wierd. But anyone that knows me knows I'm a little different than the rest......Let's face it, that's what makes me irresistable!

Anyhow, just thought I'd open up my mind a little more to ya and let you know that my mind is so busy that it fires my body up to complete work I didn't accomplish while I'm sleeping!

I have flipped the mattress over with someone on it as I thought I was covering them up from an explosion, broken a Coleman Lantern at deer camp, ran through a Canvas Wall Tent yelling, "FIRE IN THE HOLE" as I held a small bottle of propane and threw it outside, ran outside my home in my birfday suit, woke up in my birfday suit under my kitchen table, ran full speed into a closed glass slider (it didn't break, I only weighed about 132lbs at the time), broken lamps in my sleep, climbed up the inside bedroom cedar shake wall to the ceiling at a cabin at summer camp when I was a counselor (that was a lot of slivers).......I could go on for a long time.....


So, that's me......I've read a myriad of things that cause it and even been offered a knockout pill to make sure there's "now way" I would sleepwalk but I'm gonna just continue dealing with the bumps and bruises I get here and there......

Summary: The best part of being yourself is when you actually be yourself.-me